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gamzadoodle-makarkles: hallowedhorrors: ludicrouscupcake: tyleroakley: thestrayline: for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game. Calm it down, JigSaw. this is how you older sibling. I did something like this when my younger brother and sister got their first cell phones. It wasn’t a special occasion, my mom just decided it was time they had them. When she got home I was like, no. Mom. I need to do a thing just shhh it will be hilarious wait and see.So the twins get home and I present them each with a large wrapped box, and as with OP, inside were several more layers of boxes (some wrapped with wrapping paper, some with duct tape), bags, tissue paper, etc. It takes them like 20 minutes to get through all of this shit, me and my mom just about dying the whole way, before they finally got to the box the cellphones came in. They were sooooo excited, totally ecstatic and gushing, singing my mother’s praises. Then they opened the cellphone boxesAnd there was nothing in them.The look on their faces was BEYOND priceless. They were utterly dumbstruck for several seconds, just staring blankly at the empty boxes, before they got over the shock and were all ‘oh my god you people are spawn of the devil’ basically, and started prepping themselves for some grade A skulking. When I finished almost pissing myself and my wild cackling settled down a little, they began the process of storming angrily away. Before they got far though, I called them, and when they turned around to glare at me I pulled two new cell phones out of the pockets of my bondage pants.Good times, man.Good fucking times. Thank fucking god my older siblings weren’t this brilliant 
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gamzadoodle-makarkles: hallowedhorrors: ludicrouscupcake: tyleroakley: thestrayline: for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game. Calm it down, JigSaw. this is how you older sibling. I did something like this when my younger brother and sister got their first cell phones. It wasn’t a special occasion, my mom just decided it was time they had them. When she got home I was like, no. Mom. I need to do a thing just shhh it will be hilarious wait and see.So the twins get home and I present them each with a large wrapped box, and as with OP, inside were several more layers of boxes (some wrapped with wrapping paper, some with duct tape), bags, tissue paper, etc. It takes them like 20 minutes to get through all of this shit, me and my mom just about dying the whole way, before they finally got to the box the cellphones came in. They were sooooo excited, totally ecstatic and gushing, singing my mother’s praises. Then they opened the cellphone boxesAnd there was nothing in them.The look on their faces was BEYOND priceless. They were utterly dumbstruck for several seconds, just staring blankly at the empty boxes, before they got over the shock and were all ‘oh my god you people are spawn of the devil’ basically, and started prepping themselves for some grade A skulking. When I finished almost pissing myself and my wild cackling settled down a little, they began the process of storming angrily away. Before they got far though, I called them, and when they turned around to glare at me I pulled two new cell phones out of the pockets of my bondage pants.Good times, man.Good fucking times. Thank fucking god my older siblings weren’t this brilliant 
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gamzadoodle-makarkles:

hallowedhorrors:

ludicrouscupcake:

tyleroakley:

thestrayline:

for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.

Calm it down, JigSaw.

this is how you older sibling.

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I did something like this when my younger brother and sister got their first cell phones. It wasn’t a special occasion, my mom just decided it was time they had them. When she got home I was like, no. Mom. I need to do a thing just shhh it will be hilarious wait and see.

So the twins get home and I present them each with a large wrapped box, and as with OP, inside were several more layers of boxes (some wrapped with wrapping paper, some with duct tape), bags, tissue paper, etc. It takes them like 20 minutes to get through all of this shit, me and my mom just about dying the whole way, before they finally got to the box the cellphones came in. They were sooooo excited, totally ecstatic and gushing, singing my mother’s praises. Then they opened the cellphone boxes

And there was nothing in them.

The look on their faces was BEYOND priceless. They were utterly dumbstruck for several seconds, just staring blankly at the empty boxes, before they got over the shock and were all ‘oh my god you people are spawn of the devil’ basically, and started prepping themselves for some grade A skulking. When I finished almost pissing myself and my wild cackling settled down a little, they began the process of storming angrily away. Before they got far though, I called them, and when they turned around to glare at me I pulled two new cell phones out of the pockets of my bondage pants.

Good times, man.
Good fucking times.

Thank fucking god my older siblings weren’t this brilliant 

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